What would you do if down was up
and honey trickled like water?
How would you treat it?
Would it taste better?
Are you turned off by the offer?
Choose fast
You can’t linger
It’s my hand
Pulling the trigger
So sink and return to me, the computer
We just crack up at your effort man
It’s dark humor
What do you do when right is wrong
but your hands on the buzzer?
Torn to pieces by German Shepards
Take the complaint to your mother
You’re too late
We have a winner
All of your earnings just got thinner
So sink and return to me, the computer
and pull out your looking glass, this ones newer
The odds that you’ll quit me now just got fewer
We just crack up at your effort man
It’s dark humor
It’s all laughs
It’s all fun
Thank you for playing the game, until next time, fare thee well
Proudest loser
Knockout debut from a Buffalo, New York-based hardcore band who like their riffs sick, their drums fast, and their choruses sticky-sweet. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 28, 2024
New York hardcore meets classic thrash metal meets Jane's Addiction-esque alternative on the Brooklyn crushers' sensational debut. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 13, 2023
Rowdy hardcore rhythms co-mingle with catchy alt-rock hooks on the California punks' immensely satisfying 5-track EP. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 19, 2023
This album is one of very few 10 out of 10s in my book, not just in heavy alternative/ hardcore but music in general. Every single one of these songs is fantastic and P. Kindlon never fails to add an unmistakable sense of humor to it all in his lyrics. Just an absolutely amazing album front to back ellis_boyd_redding